|What is a game? Professor M. Mouse of Texas, America claims that the word game denotes |
"the historical process by which the term game has been characterised and understood".
Easy for you to say, Professor!!
Those of us with a more down-home approach to codifying the various aspects of a
nebulous and unbearable human condition prefer to go by a simpler definition, thus.
A game is some combination of the following indivisable elements:
- red key
- score thing
- magic door
If you see something that looks like a videogame but isn't, you should notify the Police.