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EXCITING NEWS!! HARMONY ZONE IS EXCITED TO RELEASE THE FIRST COMMERCIAL VIDEOGAME. YES, THIS IS THE VERY FIRST VIDEOGAME THAT HAS EVER BEEN EXCHANGED FOR MONEY. AND WE ARE ALLOWING **YOU** TO TAKE PART IN THIS HISTORIC MOMENT BY PUBLICALLY CRANKING OPEN THE STOREFRONT, FOR: 50 games initially posted for free on glorioustrainwrecks.com are compiled here in a dandy loader, saving valuable wear and tear on broadband. The cost is €4. NOTE: At this moment the package is PC only but all income will be redirected immediately to purchasing the necessary HTML5 exporter for creating Macintosh and Linux editions in near future. In addition to the loader containing new and never-before-seen 3d Content there is an exhaustive, to everyone, set of illustrated notes that explain in numbing detail the intent, history, and collapse of this project, as well as essays upon each individual game. "Wow, all my favourites are here." All of these are enclosed within a handy ZIP file thrown in free of charge for ease of carrying. |
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FAQ: YOU: Holy snakes, I can't believe it. Do I really get a whole, 50 completed videogames by exchanging a mere four of my dollars?!? ME: Yes, it's true. 50 magic games - spanning genres as diverse as Action, Treasure Hunter, Essay and Miscellaneous. 50 great games, each an opportunity to laugh and love again. A magic packet of 50 games, equivalent to 10,000 hours of entertainment and full of jokes and surprises to delight young and old. Simply click the link above to begin the wonder process. YOU: I hear the famous gangster "Muggs" Nolan was killed near these games... I hear they never found his stash of gold... ME: 50 Short Games is published under an unbelievably liberal licence which grants full ownership to the consumer of all gold bullion found in the course of playing the games. We're on YOUR side. YOU: These all look good but unfortunately I haven't taken pleasure from a videogame since 1997 :o( ME: Neither have I. Let's try, together. YOU: €4 is a pittance for so many games... This deal cannot be real... You cannot fool me, where is the catch... ME: There is no catch, I am voluntarily immolating my own capital purely as a result of the terrific love I have for the common man. 50 games that would otherwise sit forever behind closed doors - 50 games that "they" don't want you to see - liberated for you, at a competitive cost! It is imperative that you take advantage of this deal immediately before I am sent to debtor's jail and my assets are seized by the state. YOU: Well, this all sounds good. I will buy 10 copies each for all my friends and family while stock holds out. ME: Follow your heart. I know you can do it. YOU: How many games are there, again? ME: 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |