I WISH I WAS A BIRD: What? Do you really? What would you eat? Where would you go? Birds don't have it so great. You think it's all just mooning around?! Migrations alone are a killer! Once a year, back and forth. And pigeons with their mangled feet. No food in winter. It's awful. Would you really want to do it? Why? Why? Why? Could you even tell me why?